Straight Edge Commander D, King

[Brandon]

FOR SYKK WILLIAMS VS CDE PUNK HELL IN A CELL!


Punk: Welcome to The Straight Edge!

Nick: Today we will be talking about Commander D, Ummm what does the "D" Stand for?

Punk:...... D*cks!?!?

Nick: So he is the commander of the d*cks?

Punk: that is right!

Nick: do you know that is your fellow canadian?

Punk: ya, what's your point?

Nick: ... Well, isn't it hard to diss your own Canadian?

Punk:... Are you F*cking stupid!?!?
I don't give a crap that he is a canadian!

Nick: ..... Okay then! Let's get back to commander d*ck!

Punk: I just don't see what's so great about him?

Nick: DUDE! There's Nothing great about him!

CDE Punk: no! What I mean is he has gottin higher matches then me!

Nick: Punk, you have got a hell in a cell maþch this week! And you have a WWO title shot a All Night Brawl, and all he has is a Extreme rules title match?!?!?

Punk: WHATEVER!

Nick: Well what I don't get is he is a Commander and his partner is a king

Punk: What is he the king of?

Nick: I think he is the king of hardcore

Punk: YOU ARE WRONG! I am the king of hardcore! He is just the king of the r-tards!

Nick: .. Punk, you lost to the king of r-tards!?!?

Punk: Shut the F*ck up Nick! It was a fluke!

Nick: And if you lose to Sykk this week, it will be another fluke?

Punk: Hey, Hey, Hey, its a battle of the punks... And of coarse I am the surpreme punk, so, I WILL WIN!!!

Nick: I agree, but I don't agree on that we have no time left

Punk: that sucks, but okay, PUNK OUT!

*screen goes blank*

Sorry to commander d and king... Got to do what I got to do!

[Brandon]

I give it a 8/10

[Brandon]

Sykk, thus is also a RP for CDE Punk in TNT

[commander d]

*camera fades in on commander d and king in there locker room*

CD-I cant believe that piece of $%#. How dare he say that about my name

King-I know how you feel dude the #%#hole didnt say anything good about me either. In fact, ive heard people use the "king of retards" line over a hundred times

CD-Its just that your used to it. Back in BCW i never ran into wrestlers like punk...Oh wait just one...Remember Danger Dave

King-That guy who thought he was the son of Sabu and thought he was the greatest champion and superstar the world has ever seen

CD-That guy...Remember what happened to him

King-Yup, You and I tossed him off a cliff while he was still in is 1987 Trans-Am i think

*Commander D looks at the camera*

CD-You know punk...Punkster or whatever you choose you make fun of D-Xtreme especially myself and king. Ya, we may be the most decorated tag team next to the dudley boyz but you mess with us your life is going to be a living hell

*knocks on the door and king answers it*

King-What are you doing here

Master Kage-Commander D called me here for a favour

King-He did now did he

CD-Kage come hear

*Kage walks over to CD and talks to him quietly...after 5mins*

CD-You know what to do right

Kage-you got it Commander D i wont let you down

*Kage leaves the locker room*

King-What did you tell him

CD-Oh nothing king...just nothing

*Camera faeds to black*

[Brandon]

I know what's ganna happen... Commander, you must ask someone to be on your RP, .... Dude I diss everyone, Chance,Pheonix,Shadow,Jester, and more, NO HARD FELLINGS MAN!

[Brandon]

But anyway, I like your comeback

7/10

[commander d]

thanks

[Brandon]

Hey I just noticed that you and me are the only canadian people hear

[commander d]

i noticed it too

[Brandon]

.... I was thinking... The Canadians:

Commander D and Brandon Kill

[commander d]

sounds cool

[Brandon]

so u wanna be tag team partners?