Post by Sykk Williams on Aug 2, 2008 9:32:05 GMT -5
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Cracker Jack: Hi Sykk.
Sykk: Yo.
Cracker Jack: Ok, you have an championship match with Angel. How did you prepare.
Sykk: Oh. I just did my regular wrestling workout. Nothing different.
Cracker Jack: But, aren't championship matches hard to Fight?
Sykk: Umm, yeah. I watch UFC Every Thursday night at 11, and I order their PPVs. I'm a big fan. And of course I watch wrestling.
Cracker Jack: Well Sykk, you see thats just like me being a big wrestling fan, and that I can win all of my wrestling matches.
Sykk: Well, you've proven yourself that you can't wrestle when we all saw your match with Nathan Moore. HE DESTROYED YOU!
Cracker Jack: Yeah.... Maybe he was the wrong opponent.
Sykk: No. You need to debut against a 345 pound, former prisoner in Boggo state for 14 years. He's just that person to debut with!
Cracker Jack: Ok, lets get onto another Subject.
Sykk: Fine...
Cracker Jack: Angel has nobody in his corner. You don't have anyone in your corner. How are you gonna break the odds?
Sykk: Hahahaha! You'll see.
Cracker Jack: When?
Sykk: Tuesday night!
Cracker Jack: Ok.
Sykk: Yeah... you will.... see......
Cracker Jack: Anyways, I want to talk to you about your WWO Championship reign.
Sykk: What about it? I never liked Nobody, because he's a dick, and I don't mind Johalo. I mean in UWA I HATED HIM! But now he's ok. And I hold the tag titles with him. I have his back, and He has my back.
Cracker Jack: Well, you see. What do you have to say about your match last week. When you beat Angel?
Sykk: Don't get me wrong, a win is a win. But you see. I want Angel's blood. I wanted a Street Fight, Inferno Match, Hell In A Cell, or any other match where I can basically end his WWO Stint. But, I chose and I picked... 27. Apparently that was an MMA Style Match.
Cracker Jack: Well, there are some good things about MMA Styled matches.
Sykk: Yeah, in wrestling chokes are Illigal. But in MMA, I can choke daredevil untill he bleeds from his eyes, mouth, ears, nose, and every other hole in his body.
Cracker Jack: Yes. That is true. But back on to me wrestling. How do you think I can do it?
Sykk: Oh, well. Ok. Look at this picture. Its of Darren Moore before your match.
Cracker Jack: Ughh...
Sykk: Watch that picture... Now... PUNCH IT! KICK IT! POWERBOMB IT!
(Cracker Jack starts attacking the picture.)
Sykk: Ok... IT'S SAFE TO COME IN DARREN!
Cracker Jack: Wha...wh....what???
Darren then enters the room and stares at Cracker Jack
Darren: You destroyed a picture of me.... The WAS MEAN!
Cracker Jack: Uhhh......
Sykk: I beter turn off the camera. Hahaha!
The scene then fades to black as Darren has his nad aroung Cracker Jack's throat.
Cracker Jack: Hi Sykk.
Sykk: Yo.
Cracker Jack: Ok, you have an championship match with Angel. How did you prepare.
Sykk: Oh. I just did my regular wrestling workout. Nothing different.
Cracker Jack: But, aren't championship matches hard to Fight?
Sykk: Umm, yeah. I watch UFC Every Thursday night at 11, and I order their PPVs. I'm a big fan. And of course I watch wrestling.
Cracker Jack: Well Sykk, you see thats just like me being a big wrestling fan, and that I can win all of my wrestling matches.
Sykk: Well, you've proven yourself that you can't wrestle when we all saw your match with Nathan Moore. HE DESTROYED YOU!
Cracker Jack: Yeah.... Maybe he was the wrong opponent.
Sykk: No. You need to debut against a 345 pound, former prisoner in Boggo state for 14 years. He's just that person to debut with!
Cracker Jack: Ok, lets get onto another Subject.
Sykk: Fine...
Cracker Jack: Angel has nobody in his corner. You don't have anyone in your corner. How are you gonna break the odds?
Sykk: Hahahaha! You'll see.
Cracker Jack: When?
Sykk: Tuesday night!
Cracker Jack: Ok.
Sykk: Yeah... you will.... see......
Cracker Jack: Anyways, I want to talk to you about your WWO Championship reign.
Sykk: What about it? I never liked Nobody, because he's a dick, and I don't mind Johalo. I mean in UWA I HATED HIM! But now he's ok. And I hold the tag titles with him. I have his back, and He has my back.
Cracker Jack: Well, you see. What do you have to say about your match last week. When you beat Angel?
Sykk: Don't get me wrong, a win is a win. But you see. I want Angel's blood. I wanted a Street Fight, Inferno Match, Hell In A Cell, or any other match where I can basically end his WWO Stint. But, I chose and I picked... 27. Apparently that was an MMA Style Match.
Cracker Jack: Well, there are some good things about MMA Styled matches.
Sykk: Yeah, in wrestling chokes are Illigal. But in MMA, I can choke daredevil untill he bleeds from his eyes, mouth, ears, nose, and every other hole in his body.
Cracker Jack: Yes. That is true. But back on to me wrestling. How do you think I can do it?
Sykk: Oh, well. Ok. Look at this picture. Its of Darren Moore before your match.
Cracker Jack: Ughh...
Sykk: Watch that picture... Now... PUNCH IT! KICK IT! POWERBOMB IT!
(Cracker Jack starts attacking the picture.)
Sykk: Ok... IT'S SAFE TO COME IN DARREN!
Cracker Jack: Wha...wh....what???
Darren then enters the room and stares at Cracker Jack
Darren: You destroyed a picture of me.... The WAS MEAN!
Cracker Jack: Uhhh......
Sykk: I beter turn off the camera. Hahaha!
The scene then fades to black as Darren has his nad aroung Cracker Jack's throat.
