Post by Sykk Williams on Aug 8, 2008 16:58:22 GMT -5
GuEsS wHo'Z bAcK iN tOwN?!
Sykk: I am.
Cracker Jack: Sykk, you and your rival are teaming up for the tag titles on Smash. Do you think you will win them?
Sykk: Maybe. If we can co-operate.
Cracker Jack: Well, I give you luck. This will be a hard feat. But I mostly want to talk to you about the Hailing Championship Match.
Sykk: Ok.
Cracker Jack: Who do you think that TBD space will be?
Sykk: ME! Duh!!! I am just the greatest!
Cracker Jack: Well, I don't know about it. Lets take a look at when CDE Punk won the Hailing Championship.
Stephanie - This match is a Hell in the Cell. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Calgary, Canada, CDE Punk!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[he runs down the ramp and blasts into the ring he jumps up onto a cornerpost and raises his arms up high ]
Stephanie - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 165 pounds, from Jamaca, Eddie!!! (crowd boos ****)
[He walks down te ramp and into the ring and taunts the crowd ]
Stephanie - introducing third, weighing in at 243 pounds, from Los Angelas, California, B-Dog!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Comes down with a mic and enters the ring and Sings Stronger for 1:00 ]
Stephanie - And finally, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Sparta , Raider!!!
[The room darkens and the music plays as the warrior makes his way to the ring stage. He stares out over the crowd and raises his warrior blade into the air before walking down the ramp like a solider marching the war path. Kraten steps into the ring and scales a corner to once again raise his blad CDE Punk tests out the ropes. Earl Hebner checks Eddie's boots and knee pads. B-Dog executes a pumphandle suplex on CDE Punk. Raider executes a pumphandle suplex on B-Dog. (the bell rings) Eddie is driven further into the mat by CDE Punk with a diving elbow smash. CDE Punk is up again. Eddie gets back to his feet. Eddie slaps both sides of CDE Punk's head out of desperation. ]
Jim - CDE Punk takes a earringer.
[Eddie gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on CDE Punk. Eddie goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps CDE Punk. ]
Robert - CDE Punk takes a flying double foot stomp.
[Now Eddie standing. Eddie covers CDE Punk hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 B-Dog attacks Eddie stopping the count. ]
Jim - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[CDE Punk climbs to his feet. Eddie tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Eddie stands up. CDE Punk is driven further into the mat by Eddie with a diving elbow smash. Eddie gets up. Eddie hits CDE Punk with an elbowdrop. Now Eddie standing. CDE Punk climbs to his feet. CDE Punk trys for a top-rope DDT but Eddie avoids it. Eddie catches CDE Punk's leg, but CDE Punk reverses it with an enzuigiri to Eddie's head. CDE Punk gets back to his feet. A side kick by CDE Punk turns the match around by knocking Eddie to the mat. CDE Punk is back on his feet. CDE Punk hits Eddie with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
Robert - CDE Punk executes a elbow drop.
[Now CDE Punk standing. Eddie gets hit with a diving elbow smash from CDE Punk. ]
Jim - Eddie takes a diving elbow smash.
[CDE Punk covers Eddie hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Eddie escapes. ]
Robert - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Eddie.
[Eddie moves back to his feet. CDE Punk gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Eddie. ]
Jim - Eddie takes a jumping neck snap.
[Raider is up again. Raider executes a corkscrew legdrop on B-Dog. ]
Robert - corkscrew legdrop!
[B-Dog gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Raider. ]
Jim - Raider executes a diving elbow smash.
[B-Dog delivers a short-arm clothesline to Raider. ]
Robert - B-Dog with a short-arm clothesline.
[B-Dog punches Raider repeatedly. B-Dog kicks Raider in the groin. ]
Jim - Raider takes a kick to the groin.
[B-Dog chops Raider. ]
Robert - chop!
[B-Dog takes a slap to the face from Raider. Raider gets up. B-Dog with a headscissors takeover on Raider. ]
Jim - B-Dog with a headscissors takeover.
[B-Dog moves back to his feet. Raider is locked in the elbow submission by B-Dog. Earl Hebner asks Raider if pregnant dogs. ... Raider trys to escape. ... ... Raider is fighting the hold. Eddie attacks B-Dog breaking the hold. B-Dog sends Raider to the floor. B-Dog goes out after him. ]
Robert - Raider is much safer at ringside. B-Dog can't get a pin there.
Jim - My God!! What a match!
[B-Dog hits a frog splash on Raider. ]
Robert - That frog splash was very good.
[B-Dog climbs to his feet. Raider runs out of the cage. B-Dog follows. B-Dog slingshot elbow drops Raider. B-Dog and Raider climb to the top of the cage. B-Dog clotheslines Raider. ]
Robert - B-Dog executes a weak move.
[Raider legsweeps B-Dog. ]
Jim - Raider with a legsweep.
[Raider measures B-Dog up and drops a closed fist. ]
Robert - Raider executes a fist drop.
[Raider is up again. Now B-Dog standing. B-Dog bounces Raider off the ropes and faceslams him onto the fencing. B-Dog is up again. B-Dog slaps Raider. ]
Robert - B-Dog with a slap.
[Raider hits him with a back fist. Raider chops B-Dog. Raider with an Aztecan suplex on B-Dog sends him to the fencing. Raider moves back to his feet. B-Dog lifts Raider and delivers a back breaker. ]
Jim - B-Dog with a back breaker.
[]
Robert - My God!! What a match!
[B-Dog executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on CDE Punk. ]
Jim - Good over the shoulder stomachbreaker by B-Dog.
[CDE Punk moves back to his feet. B-Dog slams CDE Punk through the roof onto the tacks! B-Dog goes after him. B-Dog hits a dragon suplex on Eddie. B-Dog chants start. ]
Robert - Nice dragon suplex by B-Dog.
[B-Dog is up again. B-Dog locks Eddie in the kneebar. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Eddie is fighting the hold. ... B-Dog tightens the hold. B-Dog breaks the hold. ]
Jim - What an outstanding match!
[B-Dog slingshot elbow drops Eddie. B-Dog chants start. Eddie gets away from the tacks. ]
Robert - I wish every match could be like this!
[B-Dog hits a frog splash on Eddie. Eddie gets back to his feet. B-Dog locks Eddie in the kneebar. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Eddie is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Eddie escapes. B-Dog and Eddie move to ringside. ]
Jim - Eddie is much safer at ringside. B-Dog can't get a pin there.
Robert - B-Dog is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[CDE Punk gets set on top the turnbuckle then CDE Punk hits Eddie with a splash. CDE Punk hits a flying karate chop right to Eddie's neck. CDE Punk and Eddie climb into the ring. CDE Punk scoops Eddie up and drops him on the tacks. CDE Punk leaps up, swings around Eddie and DDT's him onto the tacks. CDE Punk hits Eddie with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. CDE Punk chants start. Eddie moves back to his feet. CDE Punk nail Eddie with The Real Punk. CDE Punk goes for the cover. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jim - CDE Punk has won the match!
Stephanie - The winner of this match, CDE Punk!!!
Jim – By god CDE Punk has done the unthinkable and has just earned the WWO Hailing Championship….HE HAS TWO BELTS NOW!!!!
Robert – Truly amazing.
[CDE Punk ran to the cornerpost jumped up and held the two belts up high.][/color][/size]
Sykk: Bravo Punk! You will hold this title for a week! Then it WILL BE MINE!
Cracker Jack: You are ABSOLUTELEY RIGHT! YOU WILL BE CHAMPION!
Sykk: I know I will. Now that we saw the match, let me tell you some things I saw.
- CDE Punk is Canadian
- It is a proven fact that 99.9% of canadians are gay EXCPESSIALLY IF THEY ARE NAMED CHRISTOPHER DARREN ERNS!
- CDE Punk beat nobodys.
- CDE Punk is a poser.
- CDE Punk is in a relationship with Whitey.
Sykk: Oh, I can list MANY MORE! But I don't feel like it.
Cracker Jack: Oh I know right! All those things are true Sykk!
Sykk: "EOH E NO RIT! A DOZ TINGZ RZ TOO SKK!"
Cracker Jack: What?
Sykk: That's what you said!
Cracker Jack: DOn't mock me.
Sykk: Hahaha! I just did!
Cracker Jack: Grrr...
Sykk: I'm out. Peace bitch!
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Sykk: I am.
Cracker Jack: Sykk, you and your rival are teaming up for the tag titles on Smash. Do you think you will win them?
Sykk: Maybe. If we can co-operate.
Cracker Jack: Well, I give you luck. This will be a hard feat. But I mostly want to talk to you about the Hailing Championship Match.
Sykk: Ok.
Cracker Jack: Who do you think that TBD space will be?
Sykk: ME! Duh!!! I am just the greatest!
Cracker Jack: Well, I don't know about it. Lets take a look at when CDE Punk won the Hailing Championship.
Stephanie - This match is a Hell in the Cell. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Calgary, Canada, CDE Punk!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[he runs down the ramp and blasts into the ring he jumps up onto a cornerpost and raises his arms up high ]
Stephanie - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 165 pounds, from Jamaca, Eddie!!! (crowd boos ****)
[He walks down te ramp and into the ring and taunts the crowd ]
Stephanie - introducing third, weighing in at 243 pounds, from Los Angelas, California, B-Dog!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Comes down with a mic and enters the ring and Sings Stronger for 1:00 ]
Stephanie - And finally, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Sparta , Raider!!!
[The room darkens and the music plays as the warrior makes his way to the ring stage. He stares out over the crowd and raises his warrior blade into the air before walking down the ramp like a solider marching the war path. Kraten steps into the ring and scales a corner to once again raise his blad CDE Punk tests out the ropes. Earl Hebner checks Eddie's boots and knee pads. B-Dog executes a pumphandle suplex on CDE Punk. Raider executes a pumphandle suplex on B-Dog. (the bell rings) Eddie is driven further into the mat by CDE Punk with a diving elbow smash. CDE Punk is up again. Eddie gets back to his feet. Eddie slaps both sides of CDE Punk's head out of desperation. ]
Jim - CDE Punk takes a earringer.
[Eddie gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on CDE Punk. Eddie goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps CDE Punk. ]
Robert - CDE Punk takes a flying double foot stomp.
[Now Eddie standing. Eddie covers CDE Punk hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 B-Dog attacks Eddie stopping the count. ]
Jim - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[CDE Punk climbs to his feet. Eddie tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Eddie stands up. CDE Punk is driven further into the mat by Eddie with a diving elbow smash. Eddie gets up. Eddie hits CDE Punk with an elbowdrop. Now Eddie standing. CDE Punk climbs to his feet. CDE Punk trys for a top-rope DDT but Eddie avoids it. Eddie catches CDE Punk's leg, but CDE Punk reverses it with an enzuigiri to Eddie's head. CDE Punk gets back to his feet. A side kick by CDE Punk turns the match around by knocking Eddie to the mat. CDE Punk is back on his feet. CDE Punk hits Eddie with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
Robert - CDE Punk executes a elbow drop.
[Now CDE Punk standing. Eddie gets hit with a diving elbow smash from CDE Punk. ]
Jim - Eddie takes a diving elbow smash.
[CDE Punk covers Eddie hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Eddie escapes. ]
Robert - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Eddie.
[Eddie moves back to his feet. CDE Punk gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Eddie. ]
Jim - Eddie takes a jumping neck snap.
[Raider is up again. Raider executes a corkscrew legdrop on B-Dog. ]
Robert - corkscrew legdrop!
[B-Dog gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Raider. ]
Jim - Raider executes a diving elbow smash.
[B-Dog delivers a short-arm clothesline to Raider. ]
Robert - B-Dog with a short-arm clothesline.
[B-Dog punches Raider repeatedly. B-Dog kicks Raider in the groin. ]
Jim - Raider takes a kick to the groin.
[B-Dog chops Raider. ]
Robert - chop!
[B-Dog takes a slap to the face from Raider. Raider gets up. B-Dog with a headscissors takeover on Raider. ]
Jim - B-Dog with a headscissors takeover.
[B-Dog moves back to his feet. Raider is locked in the elbow submission by B-Dog. Earl Hebner asks Raider if pregnant dogs. ... Raider trys to escape. ... ... Raider is fighting the hold. Eddie attacks B-Dog breaking the hold. B-Dog sends Raider to the floor. B-Dog goes out after him. ]
Robert - Raider is much safer at ringside. B-Dog can't get a pin there.
Jim - My God!! What a match!
[B-Dog hits a frog splash on Raider. ]
Robert - That frog splash was very good.
[B-Dog climbs to his feet. Raider runs out of the cage. B-Dog follows. B-Dog slingshot elbow drops Raider. B-Dog and Raider climb to the top of the cage. B-Dog clotheslines Raider. ]
Robert - B-Dog executes a weak move.
[Raider legsweeps B-Dog. ]
Jim - Raider with a legsweep.
[Raider measures B-Dog up and drops a closed fist. ]
Robert - Raider executes a fist drop.
[Raider is up again. Now B-Dog standing. B-Dog bounces Raider off the ropes and faceslams him onto the fencing. B-Dog is up again. B-Dog slaps Raider. ]
Robert - B-Dog with a slap.
[Raider hits him with a back fist. Raider chops B-Dog. Raider with an Aztecan suplex on B-Dog sends him to the fencing. Raider moves back to his feet. B-Dog lifts Raider and delivers a back breaker. ]
Jim - B-Dog with a back breaker.
[]
Robert - My God!! What a match!
[B-Dog executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on CDE Punk. ]
Jim - Good over the shoulder stomachbreaker by B-Dog.
[CDE Punk moves back to his feet. B-Dog slams CDE Punk through the roof onto the tacks! B-Dog goes after him. B-Dog hits a dragon suplex on Eddie. B-Dog chants start. ]
Robert - Nice dragon suplex by B-Dog.
[B-Dog is up again. B-Dog locks Eddie in the kneebar. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Eddie is fighting the hold. ... B-Dog tightens the hold. B-Dog breaks the hold. ]
Jim - What an outstanding match!
[B-Dog slingshot elbow drops Eddie. B-Dog chants start. Eddie gets away from the tacks. ]
Robert - I wish every match could be like this!
[B-Dog hits a frog splash on Eddie. Eddie gets back to his feet. B-Dog locks Eddie in the kneebar. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Eddie is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Eddie escapes. B-Dog and Eddie move to ringside. ]
Jim - Eddie is much safer at ringside. B-Dog can't get a pin there.
Robert - B-Dog is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[CDE Punk gets set on top the turnbuckle then CDE Punk hits Eddie with a splash. CDE Punk hits a flying karate chop right to Eddie's neck. CDE Punk and Eddie climb into the ring. CDE Punk scoops Eddie up and drops him on the tacks. CDE Punk leaps up, swings around Eddie and DDT's him onto the tacks. CDE Punk hits Eddie with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. CDE Punk chants start. Eddie moves back to his feet. CDE Punk nail Eddie with The Real Punk. CDE Punk goes for the cover. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jim - CDE Punk has won the match!
Stephanie - The winner of this match, CDE Punk!!!
Jim – By god CDE Punk has done the unthinkable and has just earned the WWO Hailing Championship….HE HAS TWO BELTS NOW!!!!
Robert – Truly amazing.
[CDE Punk ran to the cornerpost jumped up and held the two belts up high.][/color][/size]
Sykk: Bravo Punk! You will hold this title for a week! Then it WILL BE MINE!
Cracker Jack: You are ABSOLUTELEY RIGHT! YOU WILL BE CHAMPION!
Sykk: I know I will. Now that we saw the match, let me tell you some things I saw.
- CDE Punk is Canadian
- It is a proven fact that 99.9% of canadians are gay EXCPESSIALLY IF THEY ARE NAMED CHRISTOPHER DARREN ERNS!
- CDE Punk beat nobodys.
- CDE Punk is a poser.
- CDE Punk is in a relationship with Whitey.
Sykk: Oh, I can list MANY MORE! But I don't feel like it.
Cracker Jack: Oh I know right! All those things are true Sykk!
Sykk: "EOH E NO RIT! A DOZ TINGZ RZ TOO SKK!"
Cracker Jack: What?
Sykk: That's what you said!
Cracker Jack: DOn't mock me.
Sykk: Hahaha! I just did!
Cracker Jack: Grrr...
Sykk: I'm out. Peace bitch!
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)x)The scene comes back and Cracker Jack farts(x(
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