Post by Sykk Williams on Aug 22, 2008 9:20:29 GMT -5
Sykk Williams RP... For matches with CDE Punk, and whoever getz in my way.
<Cracker Jack>
Look Sykk. Here are your opponents...
Shadow
and CDE Punk...
<Sykk>
So what? Shadow has never won a match, and CDE Punk os 0-2 against me. That's right. I beat him twice... I DESTROYED HIM!!! I SQUASHED HIM!!!! And i'll do it again.
<Cracker Jack>
Well Sykk, would you mind getting into detail about your opponents???
<Sykk>
Ugh... Fine...
<Cracker Jack>
Cool.
<Sykk>
Alright...
- Shadow? Yo whens the last time you were taken seriously? When's the last time you weren't thought of as a joke? You see Shadow... I'm Fuckin' 6-1!!! You are like 0-9!!! I'd advise you to lay down at the beginning of the match for me... And lets the ref get the 1... 2... 3.... Because if you don't... Hahaha.... You're in for the beat down of your life... HAHAHA!
<Cracker Jack>
Alright... Now, how about CDE Punk???
<Sykk>
I was gonna get to 'em! Just give me a minute!
- CDE Punk...
He thinks he's cool because he can "Diss" people well... I can diss people too... CHECK IT!
Yo, Cracka' get me a beat!
Cracker Jack then gets him a beat.
Um... YO!
CDE aint got da dough to mess wit me homie!
He's a "Canadian Poser" because he actz like me!
Even when... He gotta go pee???
But yo, yall know me iz a G!
I'm gangsta from foot to toe! No wait a minute... I'm gangsta from Head to toe!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Got dat gold around my waist! Yo, I got a tag title 'round my waist homie! And da Hailing Championship yo!
But i'm gonna get da Undisputed Championship too!
I'm the masta of da lock'a room!
With my rockin' rapz!
'Cuz i'll pop yo ass!
Yo!!! I got da Championshipz here do there!
I got da M.V.P. Awards! From ova 'der!
I'm just dat tru-gangsta rockin a rap!
And CDE Punk! Is a piece of Canadian CRAP!
<Cracker Jack>
Oh snap son!
<Sykk>
I'm just gonna let that go, because i'm the best rapper alive
<Cracker Jack>
Ok... I shall not act awesome-o anymore...
<Sykk>
I'm NOT gonna let that one go... I SAY AWESOME-O!!!!
<Cracker Jack>
Whatever. Lets just finish talking about CDE Punk...
<Sykk>
Ok... Fine...
Punk, also you can't forget that I beat you TWICE BEFORE!! You are 0-2 against me... HAHAHA! I'm 2-0 against you! I'm unstoppable against...
<Cracker Jack>
Ummm.... aia hate to break it to you, but umm... You already said that...
<Sykk>
FINE! Correct me!!! Get out of my locker room and take this dumb ass camera with you!! NOW!!!
Sykk Williams throws the camera to the ground and the scene fades to black.