Post by Slim Assassin on Sept 26, 2008 19:07:20 GMT -5
Slim Assassin:
Yeah...
(Scene opens with Slim Assassin standing in the middle of a darkened arena. A spotlight shines down on the bling he wears around his neck. They rest on his clean white shirt with the word Assassin graphed across the front. Air Jordan's warm his feet followed by a pair of saggy levy's hanging from his waist. He looks to the ground with a microphone in his hand. A cap turned to the side with a white bandanna under it. He brings the mic back to his face and looks up into the empty seats. He grabs his pants and pulls them up a little then clears his throat and starts to rap.)
Slim Assassin:
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak*
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
(Slim Assassin stops and looks to the empty stage. He walks around the ring checking things out then holds the mic back up. Assassin has a smile on his face now.)
Slim Assassin:
WWO! Champions beware of Slim because there is a very slim change that I will lose. Sure, I'm like the rest of the rookies I know, I talk a big game but then ends up getting shown up... Haha no, that does not happen to me because I am not only the number one rapper alive I'm also one of the best wrestlers that has stepped in the ring at my age. I know your jealous there is no reason not to be. Look at me I can rap, wrestle, my good looks help to. And soon when I take one of your titles you wish'd you have listen to me. In this business I will not collapse. Just to give you some background information for the kids at home who have never heard of me. I am the rookie of the year in all of wrestling 2008 and the year isn't over. I have won over six titles in my first year of wrestling and I plan to continue that. Then why am I here? I'm running out of competition. Hopefully I will be here longer than the last place. You know being undefeated is fun... But whooping on the few main eventers they had week after week after week isn't.
(Slim Assassin drops the mic and stands on the ropes. He then jumps over them landing on the outside mats and walks back towards the stage. Before he enters he turns around and poses. Fog begins to cover him and the stage. Once completely covered two fireworks shoot off from where he seemed to be standing and fly over the ring then blow up into tiny sparks. Once the fog has cleared he is gone and the camera turns off.)
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(Slim walks backstage basically lost peaking around each corner. Finally he reaches a hall that says "superstars rooms". As he finds his room he unlocks it with a key given to him. When he opens the door he sees a big room with nothing in it.)
Slim Assassin:
This is bigger than my apartment!
Yeah...
(Scene opens with Slim Assassin standing in the middle of a darkened arena. A spotlight shines down on the bling he wears around his neck. They rest on his clean white shirt with the word Assassin graphed across the front. Air Jordan's warm his feet followed by a pair of saggy levy's hanging from his waist. He looks to the ground with a microphone in his hand. A cap turned to the side with a white bandanna under it. He brings the mic back to his face and looks up into the empty seats. He grabs his pants and pulls them up a little then clears his throat and starts to rap.)
Slim Assassin:
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak*
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
(Slim Assassin stops and looks to the empty stage. He walks around the ring checking things out then holds the mic back up. Assassin has a smile on his face now.)
Slim Assassin:
WWO! Champions beware of Slim because there is a very slim change that I will lose. Sure, I'm like the rest of the rookies I know, I talk a big game but then ends up getting shown up... Haha no, that does not happen to me because I am not only the number one rapper alive I'm also one of the best wrestlers that has stepped in the ring at my age. I know your jealous there is no reason not to be. Look at me I can rap, wrestle, my good looks help to. And soon when I take one of your titles you wish'd you have listen to me. In this business I will not collapse. Just to give you some background information for the kids at home who have never heard of me. I am the rookie of the year in all of wrestling 2008 and the year isn't over. I have won over six titles in my first year of wrestling and I plan to continue that. Then why am I here? I'm running out of competition. Hopefully I will be here longer than the last place. You know being undefeated is fun... But whooping on the few main eventers they had week after week after week isn't.
(Slim Assassin drops the mic and stands on the ropes. He then jumps over them landing on the outside mats and walks back towards the stage. Before he enters he turns around and poses. Fog begins to cover him and the stage. Once completely covered two fireworks shoot off from where he seemed to be standing and fly over the ring then blow up into tiny sparks. Once the fog has cleared he is gone and the camera turns off.)
----------
(Slim walks backstage basically lost peaking around each corner. Finally he reaches a hall that says "superstars rooms". As he finds his room he unlocks it with a key given to him. When he opens the door he sees a big room with nothing in it.)
Slim Assassin:
This is bigger than my apartment!
