Post by Joah on Jul 10, 2008 15:59:06 GMT -5
6 MAN RAINING HALL MATCH
Sykk'z Corner
Sykk: YOYOYO! Welcome to MY segment where I will be interviewed about my Raining Hall match!
Interviewer: 'Sup Sam, I just...
Sykk: No. You don't say "sup" and call me Sykk, not Sam. You aren't worthy of calling me my real name.
Interviewer: Whatever. Anyway. You have been entered in the World Title match! What do you think?
Sykk: What do I think? WHAT DO I THINK? Why would I think of anything? It is what I get. Everyone knows I am the greatest wrestler EVEEERRRR!!!
Interviewer: You sure are. I am your biggest fan.
Sykk: ... I don't want fans. Only what I already have. The women loving me, and The men are afraid of me.
Interviewer: Wait a minute Sa...Sykk, where is your brother and girlfriend these days?
Sykk: Well, Lance is in other wrestling organizations. He is trying to get me to go back to my old self. And I WON'T!! And my Girlfriend is at my house. Hi Mellisa!!!
Interviewer: Does your sister wrestle?
Sykk: WHAT?!?! YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN HER WRESTLE??? SHE IS THE GREATEST WOMEN'S PERFORMER EVER!!! SHE IS UNDEAFEATED!!!! AND A FORMER FWE WOMENS CHAMPION!!!!
Interviewer: Ok! Sorry... I didn't mean to get you riled up...
Sykk: Yeah... Whatever.
Interviewer: Anyways Sykk, I want to know. How do you sleep at night?
Sykk: Umm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: No, but I mean how do yu live with all of the bad things you have done?
Sykk: Bad things? I haven't done ANYTHING bad. What have I done bad?
Interviewer: Well, you kinda decimate people in the rind during, and after matches, you torment people...
Sykk: That is what everyone does. And that's what you have to do to win.
Interviewer: Well, not always everyone does that.
Sykk: WELL EVERYONE SMART DOES THAT, BECAUSE MR. MONEY IN THE BANK SAID SO!
Interviewer: Umm, you arent Mr......
Sykk: SHUT UP! I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
Interviewer: Ok. I am already going to get yelled at by my wife when I get home so I might as well not get yelled at, at work. I'm leaving.
(The camera fades to black).
Sykk'z Corner
Sykk: YOYOYO! Welcome to MY segment where I will be interviewed about my Raining Hall match!
Interviewer: 'Sup Sam, I just...
Sykk: No. You don't say "sup" and call me Sykk, not Sam. You aren't worthy of calling me my real name.
Interviewer: Whatever. Anyway. You have been entered in the World Title match! What do you think?
Sykk: What do I think? WHAT DO I THINK? Why would I think of anything? It is what I get. Everyone knows I am the greatest wrestler EVEEERRRR!!!
Interviewer: You sure are. I am your biggest fan.
Sykk: ... I don't want fans. Only what I already have. The women loving me, and The men are afraid of me.
Interviewer: Wait a minute Sa...Sykk, where is your brother and girlfriend these days?
Sykk: Well, Lance is in other wrestling organizations. He is trying to get me to go back to my old self. And I WON'T!! And my Girlfriend is at my house. Hi Mellisa!!!
Interviewer: Does your sister wrestle?
Sykk: WHAT?!?! YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN HER WRESTLE??? SHE IS THE GREATEST WOMEN'S PERFORMER EVER!!! SHE IS UNDEAFEATED!!!! AND A FORMER FWE WOMENS CHAMPION!!!!
Interviewer: Ok! Sorry... I didn't mean to get you riled up...
Sykk: Yeah... Whatever.
Interviewer: Anyways Sykk, I want to know. How do you sleep at night?
Sykk: Umm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: No, but I mean how do yu live with all of the bad things you have done?
Sykk: Bad things? I haven't done ANYTHING bad. What have I done bad?
Interviewer: Well, you kinda decimate people in the rind during, and after matches, you torment people...
Sykk: That is what everyone does. And that's what you have to do to win.
Interviewer: Well, not always everyone does that.
Sykk: WELL EVERYONE SMART DOES THAT, BECAUSE MR. MONEY IN THE BANK SAID SO!
Interviewer: Umm, you arent Mr......
Sykk: SHUT UP! I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
Interviewer: Ok. I am already going to get yelled at by my wife when I get home so I might as well not get yelled at, at work. I'm leaving.
(The camera fades to black).
